A laugh-out-loud guide to the first year of motherhood, filled with helpful advice and wisdom from real moms and dads who aren't at all afraid to tell it like it is There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby. Best-selling author Dawn Dais, mother of two tiny terrors, is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood. The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother's sleepless nights and poop-filled days.
XS - 8, S - 10, M - 12, L - 14, XL - 16A classic running short featuring an elastic waistband, and contrast piping.
Forget It's There This noiseless humidifier discreetly fills your rooms with clean moisturized air. The device's silent engine emits no sound and lets you and your family enjoy an overall better air quality at no expense of your peace of mind. Just the Right Amount It is the air you breathe we are talking about. Have your say with TaoTronics humidifier. Easily choose between high and low mist modes, and make sure you get just the right amount of mist flow for your needs. Comfort Made Easy Fill the tank with water. Turn the switch on. Breathe. Feeling better has never been so easy. The device automatically turns off when the water reaches a low level. No need to worry about the water running low at night. Functional with Style A stylish addition to your home or office. Minimal and sleek water drop design that fits nicely simply anywhere. Functionality and style.
A Jewish child gets ready for bed and says the traditional "Sh'ma" prayer in this beautiful board book with rhyming text. Charming illsutrations by award-winning Melanie Hall.