Me? Elvira? Camping? Take a hike!Sleeping outdoors in nature is not my idea of a good time—it sounds so unnatural. But how could I refuse the Happy Campers? The girls were desperate enough to ask me to be their chaperone. And why not? I’m as campy as they come!First I followed the Happy Camper motto (Be Overly-Prepared) and packed the three basic beauty groups: clothes, make-up, and plenty of hairspray. The essentials. Then we headed for the hills at the crack of dawn (my bedtime).Someone tried to warn us about the legendary killer beast. But did we listen? Not. Even the human skulls along the trail didn’t scare us. But when our tents got shredded by giant claws, I knew this was no secret admirer. This freak needed a manicure!Now it’s up to me to soothe the savage beast—or the Happy Campers could be turned into an unhappy meal. Yours ghouly, Elvira.
Elvira'a House of Mystery No. 1 in Elvira"s Quest; 1st issue 64 page HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!; DC COMICS
Vamperotica Swimsuit Special #1. October, 1994. Suggested for Mature Readers. Black and white format.
Bring home Elvira for your next party with this life-size standup. This life-size Elvira Coffin poster from the movie Elvira -- Mistress of the Dark stands over 6 feet tall and is mounted to heavy duty cardboard. This standup comes to you folded and is easily assembled. It is great for mounting to a wall or door, or it can be displayed free standing with the included easel.
This COLLECTABLE HALLOWEEN 7" Purple Vinyl Single Record 45-rpm. is (BRAND NEW) [Special Heat-Reactive Artwork Sleeve] So while Elvira may appear to be only a dark silhouette, once things heat up you'll definitely get a delightful eyeful.l, ELVIRA Mistress of the Dark "2 Big Pumpkins" & "13 Nights of Halloween" ,Third Man Records Label , , , original recordings from Elvira Mistress of the Dark. With two songs written by the otherworldly Fred Schneider (of the B-52s!), both ''2 Big Pumpkins'' and ''13 Nights of Halloween'' brim with fun double-entendres, campy cackling, devilishly danceable beats and so much more. , , - (SHIPS FROM CENTRAL ILLINOIS) FREE Shipping Upgrade to 1st-Class w/Tracking:
COMBO PACK - ELVIRA - MISTRESS OF THE DARK + ELVIRA'S HAUNTED HILLS + BONUS GIFT! This limited edition bonus pack includes both DVDs individually wrapped plus included is a wickedly fun ROCK STAR themed charm that can be attached to any charm bracelet, worn on a necklace, or even used as a cell phone ornament! *Note* ROCK STAR Charms are selected at random by our staffers. Only one bonus charm per DVD. ELVIRA - MISTRESS OF THE DARK: A batty, campy, poke at Puritanism & a sly wink at a host of horror films, ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK is much more fun than it has any right to be. Dreaming of financing her own show in Las Vegas, Elvira leaves Hollywood in her customized "MacabreMoblie" to claim what she thought was an inheritance. However, upon arriving in Fallwell, MA, all she finds is two drooling yokels, an overzealous morality brigade & a creepy great-uncle with more on his mind than long-lost relatives. With her penchant for double entendres & low cut dresses, Elvira scandalizes the town and soon finds herself in danger of being burned at the stake, jeopardizing her chances of ever making it to Vegas. *********************************************************************** ELVIRA'S HAUNTED HILLS: With her ample anatomical assets, big black bouffant and hilarious one-liners, ...