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Amphigorey: Fifteen Books -

  • Brand: Perigee Books
  • ASIN: 0399504338
  • Part No: YES577943
The Canterville Ghost -

  • ASIN: B0084BTWDS
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About 666, but Were Afraid to Ask -
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About 666, but Were Afraid to Ask

six six SEX!!!Okay, now that I have your attention, I want to present to you this little eBook about a number commingling three naughty little digits. 666 has fascinated, terrified and obsessed New Testament prophets, bible bashers, old-time religious end timers, and a pope-pourri of pontiffs for two thousand years. It’s been the Voldemort of numbers—that which cannot be named in decent company—from the Holy Land all the way to Hollywood. Arnold Schwarzenegger on the eve of the millennium’s turning got his glocks off, sick-six-sexy with the purported number of the Beast of Revelation in his film End of Days.I also yelled SEX in print because it’s time to lighten up about this trio of sixes. They get in a lot of trouble and unfairly stand alone for the most demonic number in the world, even though they have company. 666 isn’t the only number of the Beast out there. The oldest surviving fragment of St. John’s Book of Revelation, found in Egypt in the 1990s, proves there’s more than one number upping the Anti-Christ, applying the numerical values of Greek and Hebrew letters to spell out the name of the Beast in The Book of Revelation, Chapter 13—Friday the Thirteenth, Jason style. The title of my book is both outright and an outrageous homage to that other sinful n...

  • ASIN: B017HIHQU4
Fashion-In Men's Short New Funny Quotes We Are All Crazy It's Not A Competition Design T-Shirt - Cute T Shirt US Size L -
Fashion-In Men's Short New Funny Quotes We Are All Crazy It's Not A Competition Design T-Shirt - Cute T Shirt US Size L

Made Of 100% Preshrunk Cotton.Custom Printed Using Naturally Plastisol Or Waterbased Ink To Ensure Long Durability.Machine Washable.T-Shirt Is Apt To Exercise And Others.

  • Color: Black
  • Brand: Fashion-In
  • ASIN: B01HVBGBRG
Embarrassment Quota -
Embarrassment Quota

Hi, I’m Ellie, and I can’t put a foot right when it comes to relationships. My latest break-up had to rank amongst the world’s worst ever, and a week later I lost my job. So when my expat Gran, who lives in France, had a stroke I couldn’t leave the UK quick enough to come and look after her while she convalesced. In fact, we both did some recovering and I’m ready to face the world – or at least men – again. Darn, but I’ve missed them. So off I go, alone, optimistic and overdressed as it turns out, to a Halloween fancy dress party where things get a little out of hand with an attractive vampire, as you’ll see. It turns out he’s a gendarme, a cop, so talk about embarrassing. Anyway, the next two times we bump into each other, to my mortification I end up with very red cheeks again. Will I ever make the right impression on him? This is my very-nearly-naughty account of my cringe-worthy adventures which I hope will give you a giggle. More to come, by the way…

  • ASIN: B00FZX1X80
LittleArt Men's Hinata Hyuga Twin Lion Swords T-Shirt - Funny Quotes Tee Shirt US Size 9 -
LittleArt Men's Hinata Hyuga Twin Lion Swords T-Shirt - Funny Quotes Tee Shirt US Size 9

Made Of 100% Environmental Cotton.Custom Printed Using Eco-friendly Plastisol Or Waterbased Ink To Ensure Color Fastness And Long Lasting Durability.T Shirt Is Suitable For Sport And Others.

  • Color: White
  • Brand: Little Art
  • ASIN: B01FDGNGJW
LittleArt Men's Hydra Symbol Captain America Super Soldier T-Shirt - Funny Quotes Tee US Size 4 -
LittleArt Men's Hydra Symbol Captain America Super Soldier T-Shirt - Funny Quotes Tee US Size 4

Made Of 100% Environmental Cotton.Custom Printed Using Eco-friendly Plastisol Or Waterbased Ink To Ensure Color Fastness And Long Lasting Durability.T Shirt Is Suitable For Sport And Others.

  • Color: White
  • Brand: Little Art
  • ASIN: B01F594SEY
LittleArt Men's Skull And Crossbones T-Shirt - Funny Quotes T Shirts US Size 8 -
LittleArt Men's Skull And Crossbones T-Shirt - Funny Quotes T Shirts US Size 8

Made Of 100% Environmental Cotton.Custom Printed Using Eco-friendly Plastisol Or Waterbased Ink To Ensure Color Fastness And Long Lasting Durability.T Shirt Is Suitable For Sport And Others.

  • Color: Blue
  • Brand: Little Art
  • ASIN: B01EJK6RM6

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