How does a cat make milkshakes?With its whiskers!What do you call a slow eagle?A soar loser!How do astronomers like their coffee?The Milky Way!How do you remind a musician?Use a sticky note!They said it couldn’t be done. Some grown-ups even said it shouldn’t be done. But here it is: the second book of Awesome Jokes for 7 year olds.Freshly hatched, these wriggly devils are all set to run riot. Silliness rules on every page with hysterical jokes that will crack kids up – and send grown-ups sprinting for the hills (or the earplugs)!There are head-scratchers and wordplay galore. And kids even get help to write their own jokes, too, so the laughs need never stop!Also available: the first Awesome Jokes series for children 5 and up.How does a mouse feel after a bath?Squeaky clean!How do you catch a squirrel?Climb a tree and act nuts!What kind of key opens a banana?A monkey!What do you call a train full of chewing gum?A chew-chew train, of course!Here at last: the jokes that every six year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations througho...
"Winner of the Theodor Seuss Geisel award, this picture book about an alligator who accidentally swallows a watermelon seed is perfect for summer reads with preschoolers and kindergartners." - Seira Wilson, Amazon EditorWith perfect comic pacing, Greg Pizzoli introduces us to one funny crocodile who has one big fear: swallowing a watermelon seed. What will he do when his greatest fear is realized? Will vines sprout out his ears? Will his skin turn pink? This crocodile has a wild imagination that kids will love.With bold color and beautiful sense of design, Greg Pizzoli's picture book debut takes this familiar childhood worry and gives us a true gem in the vein of I Want My Hat Back and Not a Box.
Curious George Goes Camping is an entertaining story of the Great Outdoors based on H. A. and Margret Rey’s popular primate and painted in the original watercolor and charcoal style. George tries to be helpful, but he of course just ends up upsetting a nearby camper. As he’s hiding in the woods, he meets a forest creature who catapults the mischievous monkey into a chain of even more outrageous events! For more monkey fun, investigate www.curiousgeorge.com and discover all the latest on Curious George books, promotions, games, activities, and more!
Celebrate the beauty of springtime with Little Blue Truck! Young fans will love finding all sorts of baby animals beneath the flaps in this delightful novelty board book. Beep! Beep! Peep!
Stay tuned for a brand-new show coming in winter 2018 to PBS Kids: Pinkalicious & Peterrific!A brand-new adventure starring Aqua, from the New York Times bestselling book Aqualicious!Aqua, the mini-mermaid, shares her special places with Pinkalicious and Peter, including a cove filled with sparkling sea glass and rainbow-colored shells. The friends are worried, though, when they see fins approaching. Fortunately, the fins don’t belong to sharks. It’s a pair of dolphins. Pink, of course!This 24-page 8x8 comes with a sheet of beautiful stickers.
Little builders can fill a busy work area on the inside covers with 24 reusable sticker images. Includes barricades, danger signs, figures of workers reading plans, dump trucks, cement mixers, wheelbarrows, lunch pails, boulders, emergency cones, and much more. 24 stickers.
Ahoy, landlubber! Come with me.Board me ship upon the sea!Not a pirate? Don't know how? Ye can learn to be one now!Little landlubbers get to earn their sea legs on a pirate ship amidst the goofiest pirates ever. There's lingo to learn (Gangway! Blimey! Yo-ho-ho!), a pirate look to choose (Pick a parrot for your arm. Every pirate's lucky charm!), and most importantly, pirate rules to learn (No more toothpaste! Farewell, bath! Once ye choose the pirate path!).This rollicking read-aloud will be a hit among boys, girls, and parents alike!
Add a touch of toothy pizzazz to your arms, shoulders, legs, and other body parts with realistic full-color tattoos of eight awesome sharks: Great White, Thresher, Coral Reef, Nurse, and more.These tattoos will stay on for days, even after washing, yet can be easily removed with baby oil.