From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a brand-new joke collection with hundreds of spooky knee-slappers to make you cackle about monsters, mayhem, and more.Rob Elliott’s irresistible comedic genius returns to make your little ghosts and goblins laugh with nonstop puns, jokes, and other absurdities about everything that goes bump in the night. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!How does a monster like his coffee? With scream and sugar!
Fun time! Looking for funny jokes for kids that are sure to get a laugh every time? You’ve come to the right place. « Jokes For Kids » is one of the best compilations of jokes in English that will surely hold the kids’ attention. In this book you can find all sorts of jokes including silly jokes, halloween jokes, funny riddles, long jokes and much more. Have fun reading these hilarious jokes! Here’s a preview of the kind of jokes you’ll find in this book: Q: Why can’t you tell a joke while you’re standing on ice? A: Because it might crack up. Q: Why did the melon jump in the lake? A: He wanted to be a watermelon. Q: how do you make seven an even number? A: take the s out!Find Me! I start with 'P' and end with 'E', but I have thousands of letters. Who am I?Answer: Post Office
LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY is just what this book will do to readers, with 100s of jokes, puns, riddles and over 100 hysterical illustrations based around creepy creatures, monsters and all things spooky...Plus, it features new, original jokes you won't find in other joke books! There's something for every kid ages 6-14!Parents, these jokes are kooky and spooky but not too gruesome. Your kids might lose sleep because they can't stop giggling, but not because they're having nightmares!
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Millie's a witch, so why can't she do magic? Despite her mother’s best efforts to teach her, every spell Millie tries goes horribly wrong, but she’s a fabulous cook. When Millie conjures chocolate sauce instead of a transformation potion, her mother gives up and sends her to the Enchanted Forest School, where she’s bullied by goblins, snubbed by an elf, and has her witch's hat stolen. Even as Millie’s magical talent begins to develop, turning her house ghost into a frog and accidentally charming her entire class, Millie starts to wonder: what if she’s not a witch at all? "A great addition to any children's collection, this well-written fantasy will appeal to fans of Gail Carson Levine's Ella Enchanted and Rick Riordan's "Percy Jackson" series." - School Library Journal Don't miss this delicious fantasy - magic, chocolate & friendship are on the menu! A Witch’s Kitchen is a delightful 248-page middle grade novel for fans of the Land of Stories, The Worst Witch, Dorrie and Poppy Pendle!
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